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lil  ·  3996 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Everybody Sexts — Matter — Medium

I wonder how that argument would hold up in court:

    I couldn't help it, Your Honor. My name is Weiner. It's who I am.

Maybe if his name had been Dick Weiner, he'd have a case. Or Randy Weiner.





thenewgreen  ·  3996 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Other names that could help or hinder his case:

  Hardy Weiner
  Abel Weiner
  Rusty Weiner
  Clay Weiner
  Major Weiner
  Rod Weiner

What am I missing?

lil  ·  3996 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  

I'm not sure "Rusty" would have helped much. Unless it was

  T. Rusty Weiner
humanodon  ·  3996 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Ha! Now I'm not the only one with badges for dick jokes!

lil  ·  3996 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You have badges for dick jokes. Please link!

humanodon  ·  3996 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Oh sorry, they were instances of me talking about masturbating . . .

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