Here is mine:
I want to make out with a 22-year-old girl.
Tell her about the world before those buildings fell
Want her to wake up in my charms
Leaching youth in to my arms
I want to make out with a 95-year old dame
Hear about the world before the colors came
Wake up when the world was flat
Lap curiosities like a cat
I've heard tell that
The oldest cells can
Be made changed when
They're near youth again
Ive heard stories that
Lady Bathary
Could run marathons
After bathing
I want to wake up in her arms
drained like a mourning orange
You know in middle school when all the girls wrote "LYLAS" and "Don't ever change" in your crummy overpriced yearbook? Well, chyea, when it came to me I know they absolutely meant it. I'm pretty sure what I'm saying is this is about the humor level of a middle schooler, but hey, fun is fun, ain't it? ______ I ordered takeout it was a Friday night I needed shrimp lo mein to start the weekend right i started salivating and scared the delivery man But then I tipped him five whole bucks And that's about when my weight got away from me Nobody likes you when you smell that greasy But I'm still more enthused about pork fried rice What the hell's a recipe? My friends say I should eat more veggies I get delivery I get delivery
Its not finished but here's what I have so far: Hey guys, it's me, SkittlZ the nerdy MC (2nd me pointing) dont worry though, thats done ironically 'Cause really the real me's not so dumb and cheezy (back to first) Yo Yo YO! Why yes I know, I do not have any flow It is just in jest it's not my best Perhaps my raps if I try would be fly theres still some doubt lets not find out if you dont like the song thats coo, me too but if for some reason you do, thank you and for all the haters, i'm keeping my pride just know that i never really tried 'cause its hard to make something GOOD its easy to make something BAD And it's impossible to fail if failures all youre trying for .. more lyrics here?
(lyrics for a punk rock song) My husband left home, long ago But I don't need him anymore I've got twelve cats to share my love And I will never feel alone 'cos I'm the Crazy Cat Crazy Cat Crazy Cat Old Woman cos I'm the Crazy Cat Crazy Cat Crazy Cat Old Woman cos I'm the Crazy Cat Crazy Cat Crazy Cat Old Woman (Mad guitar solo) And when they find me dead My corpse watching the telly I'll be already eaten Sleeping in their bellies.