10 hours later and this still isn't satire.
WHO ON THE FUCKING PLANET EARTH THINKS ITS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE KIDS ENGAGE AN ARMED SHOOTER. WITH ROCKS.
I was stoned once or twice in class. It was a little awkward, but it wasn't terrible?
What makes this seem so off to me is that this is something a kid would come up with. I can imagine in a semi-normal world a mom making a FB post about how she found riverstone in her kids backpack that they put there so they could defend themselves even though it likely just created a false sense of security. But it’s not a kid, it’s adults who can’t let go of daydreaming in exchange for actually doing something meaningful. The idea just came to him ? Probably while he was daydreaming about saving the day. At the point that you’ve tried nothing you have to change course and get creative ? I can’t handle people. “At this point, we have to get creative, we have to protect our kids first and foremost, throwing rocks, it's an option,” said Dori Bornstein.