- Ted Cruz once bought 100 cans of soup
When Ted and Heidi Cruz returned from a honeymoon in the Caribbean, Ted went to the store by himself. When Ted arrived home, Heidi was surprised to discover that he had purchased 100 cans of Campbell's Chunky Soup.
"Different kinds," Ted Cruz said. "Some chicken, some beef, you know. ..."
The next morning Heidi Cruz woke up before her husband, drove to the store and returned the soup. She called her mother, who asked if she planned to cook. Heidi said both she and Ted are terrible cooks. So she promised to go back and re-buy the soup.
^^ That's actually true!
All bipedal humans should vote for Ted Cruz for Human President: https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
This one was good, too: https://www.rudyspatriots.com/
I grew up as a kid with mom and dad playing this on the radio: But we'd also jam the Beach Boys. Michael Jackson was forbidden. What a patchwork. Driving by the people currently in long lines to hoard water and paper towels outside of Sam's Club blaring "God Blessed Texas" is so tempting rn