On almost all aspects of this speech: holy fuck kb. I'd only change some words like 'ignoble' or even 'knack' to sound cleaner and better when spoken. I really appreciate this, I shoud all but take the words off your text directly. where are your badges people look at this masterpiece ._.
I know I know I am I am! As perfect as it is there are some things that aren't actually going to hold up when applied to my audience: at this point it's too cliché for me to say that 'I'm not just here to seek limelight,' that's what everyone says now cause I used to say it all the time. Semantics, but I'm fleshing out the details as we speak :)
That would be great if they gave a shit about things that might affect their school experience, but I'm not sure they do. Did you see the film The Trotsky. That's a brilliant film about how much high school kids don't give a shit. I think they generally vote for someone funny and amusing or sexy and popular. My guess is all he really has to do is be funny and they'd vote for him. nowaypablo