My dubbing would be something like:
- YES, NEIL, MY EARS ARE POPPING, NOW. THERE ARE SEVERAL DEAD CHILDRENS' CORPSES BEING BLOWN DOWN THIS AVENUE JUST OUT OF FRAME, HERE, IN FRONT OF ME, AND, OH!, CONDITIONS SEEM TO BE WORSENING FOR SOME REASON AS... THIS STORM GETS CLOSER AND... KAREN, BABY, THIS IS IT, GIVE BILLY A KISS ON THE HEAD FOR ME TONIGHT IF YOU'RE WATCHING, THE SIGN POST SEEMS TO BE GETTING UPROOTED AND I.. cut video
Anyway, judging by the footage, it looks like that guy's probably not faking it. Unlike the last hurricane, in case you missed it.
Here's some great footage from inside of the eye of Michael.
Did I ever tell you about the time I was hiking down a mountain in Iceland, after a swim in a geothermal river and walked passsed Tucker Carlson? Everyone else is wearing casual hiking gear that I pass but Carlson is in khakis and a collared shirt. He was 1/16th in to the hike and already, clearly winded. The FOX reporter in this hurricane video has twice the moxie Tucker has.
It takes a special kind of comedian (/team of writers) to craft jokes that aren't always at someone else's expense. Or at least manage to distribute the hate equally. And be genuinely self-deprecatory. It's an increasingly fine line to walk, imho
That last video from the eye is awesome. It's a very weird experience, but the one I saw didn't have blue skies and the wall wasn't even visible.