Not as good as last week's, but someone's gotta post it.
I have long since viewed the lottery as a vehicle of systematic oppression against the economically disadvantaged. Shame they can't actually seem to reinvest the money in worthy causes.
elizabeth and eightbitsamurai, you guys are sleeping on the job!
You can always respond by making him feel physical pain. Just send a drone strike.
I never realized that I can't wait until I can send personal drone strikes to people until just now.
It's probably the most American thing you can do. I'm expecting quad-copter mounted paintball guns within two years.
Two years? As thenewgreen is fond of quoting, "If you will it, it is no dream." The technology is there now; all you have to do is put it together. All it would take is a fastener and a remote controlled actuator to control the trigger.